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davethebarbarian:

if you use my colored pencils you better put them back in rainbow order

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blacklistecl:

if you are feeling rad don’t let anyone ever turn the r into an s

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blackromney:

walking in a crowded hallway like

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alt-j:

why is James spelled with an s. why is it plural. more than 1 Jame. how many James.

(via crystallized-teardrops)

golgibodies:

texting someone new is always weird.

like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis? 

it’s terrifying 

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prejaculate:

imagine if you had to wait until you were 21 to drink alcohol

Ew

(via si-lolita)

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

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(via crystallized-teardrops)

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

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